Optimus monkey

@hydemind

☆he/him, xe/xem☆ ☆Murphy☆ ☆anti-neil gaiman☆ ☆icon by FUNCTIONENTROPY!!☆ ☆18+ joke posts may be here, please beware! it will always be tagged as n$fw!☆ Welcome to my blog! I'm an artist, writer, and historian!! I tend to reblog a lot of what I see (especially if I think its funny), if you ever wanna chat about my hyperfixations just send me a message & we can talk! :-)

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mochiiknight

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

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bluerscarf

there’s a learning curve for telepathic communication i thinks

#ULTIMATE FAV

willgrahamscock

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

anistarrose

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

brainrockets

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

redstonedust

everyone knows about the filing the serial numbers off that comes with turning a fanfiction character into an original character but theres a lesser known and equally funny "putting an original character created for a preexisting fandom setting into my own world" . like yeah this was always my own oc. i made this guy. however i need to shave off their homestuck horns. dont worry about it. its fine.

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weaselknievel

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

velvetys

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

pissvortex

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

jackviator

dinosaurana

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

vedurnan-archive

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the-frightening-ghoul

Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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kilgoretrout-stan

barn owl and some acorns

whatthekoi-deactivated20260510

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

jackabbot

and a happy belated pride to him <3

shinigamisscythe

Would YOU like to help a disabled artist make some c@sh?

NOW YOU CAN!

THESE ARE URGENT COMMISSIONS!

Due to life circumstances work is difficult for me and finding a job is even harder, especially one that compensates for my needs.

So im turning to the only other thing I have; Art! Groceries are expensive and so is being alive. So any dollar i make in commissions goes directly towards my living expenses. P@yment through P4yP@l is preferred, but if you do not currently have that available, PLEASE ask me to see if there's something we could work out. As stated above, these pieces will be completed within a 1 to 2 week time frame. Likely less, considering I have a lot of time on my hands currently.

I apologize for the random smattering of tags below. I am trying to get as much reach as possible, so-

Once again I ask kindly that if you cant commission me,

PLEASE SHARE!

Thank you so much 🩷

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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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shinigamisscythe

Would YOU like to help a disabled artist make some c@sh?

NOW YOU CAN!

THESE ARE URGENT COMMISSIONS!

Due to life circumstances work is difficult for me and finding a job is even harder, especially one that compensates for my needs.

So im turning to the only other thing I have; Art! Groceries are expensive and so is being alive. So any dollar i make in commissions goes directly towards my living expenses. P@yment through P4yP@l is preferred, but if you do not currently have that available, PLEASE ask me to see if there's something we could work out. As stated above, these pieces will be completed within a 1 to 2 week time frame. Likely less, considering I have a lot of time on my hands currently.

I apologize for the random smattering of tags below. I am trying to get as much reach as possible, so-

Once again I ask kindly that if you cant commission me,

PLEASE SHARE!

Thank you so much 🩷

shinigamisscythe

Would YOU like to help a disabled artist make some c@sh?

NOW YOU CAN!

THESE ARE URGENT COMMISSIONS!

Due to life circumstances work is difficult for me and finding a job is even harder, especially one that compensates for my needs.

So im turning to the only other thing I have; Art! Groceries are expensive and so is being alive. So any dollar i make in commissions goes directly towards my living expenses. P@yment through P4yP@l is preferred, but if you do not currently have that available, PLEASE ask me to see if there's something we could work out. As stated above, these pieces will be completed within a 1 to 2 week time frame. Likely less, considering I have a lot of time on my hands currently.

I apologize for the random smattering of tags below. I am trying to get as much reach as possible, so-

Once again I ask kindly that if you cant commission me,

PLEASE SHARE!

Thank you so much 🩷

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