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dropping out of school to join the local fauna in my river #myriver

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seashellronan

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

reallyreallyreallytrying

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

smute

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

ilynpilled

my friend to be honest sometimes i wonder if you have some sort size kink

yurp

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batmanshole

crisp glass of water moodboard

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

tangerineseed

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#the o. mykiss lifestyle #cache

he's gay, hes middle eastern, he's the one good police officer in Congo, he's living a 50k slowburn enemies-to-lovers there-was-only-one-horse fanfic with a man who's in love with his ex, he gives incredible head, he has attrocious tanlines, he's annoying as fuck, he has an estranged wife and four kids, he's a feminist,

i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he...

#he probably didnt but he SHOULVE #everyone go read black leopard red wolf RIGHT FUCKING NOW #i love you mossi #i can feel him becoming a blorbo as we speak #my first true blorbo since 2021 #tad talks #cache #fantasy

mothermishy

Bead work by Native American artist and designer JAMIE OKUMA.

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oil-eclipse

Thinking about that “white people like the blues just fine, they just don’t like the people who make it” quote from Sinners since it was robbed of the Best Film Oscar.

tartrazeen

Robbed of Best Film, won Best Score, hoo boy they weren't kidding

hexbugswallower

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

hexbugswallower

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

cartoonrival

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

cartoonrival

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

circusheart

I want to be a bird when I grow up

charl0ttan

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

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maidthings

me when I break core functionality in order to pander to the single most annoying type of user on this site

maidthings

it really is hard to think of a type of person who's opinions I care less about than "user who wants 'credit' for their reblog additions"

firstethicalpisces-deactivated2

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

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