swagever.

january is about to end. whats next? february? august? 2023? give me a break

Have you ever noticed how nice it is outside

reaching for my phone to type a tumblr post in the same manner disgruntled exasperated women reach for their third cigarettes pack of the day

i do love stories that start out with the protagonist going "hi!👋 😃 i am such a normal guy. the most average person ever.😄 an average joe even. i have no friends or enemies. i spend my time reading books and sing to myself on occasions. nothing to see here! ^^" and it turns out that not only are they a liar but also the most fucked up person ever. and a cunt

imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid

wait

ah *scribbles down on psychiatrist notes* penis envy

DHSDFGYRTRPY^%&$%&%ET$%RYSRTY$#E^%

made too many jokes abt being sexy and cool and accidentally developed an ego

alright i know this will only make sense to the ones who know this show but it's popular and well-established on the internet so i'll take a shot at it. if you think this couldn't be you, then here is a challenge. for the next 2 weeks - just 2 weeks - i want you to mentally imagine and pretend that you are Seto Kaiba. the abridged version. give yourself an ego so big that no building can hold it. place yourself as the guy who has to put his initials and colorscheme on everything. carry yourself like the most important person in the room. outright think shit like "i'm seto kaiba; i can do that kind of thing". you don't have to project it outwards, but put yourself there mentally for two weeks. there are other characters you could easilly do this with. Tony Stark from the avengers. Mandy from the grim adventures of billy and mandy. Sasuke Uchiha, but the way he's portrayed in the fandom, not the actual show. Shadow the Hedgehog, but the way he's portrayed in the fandom, not the actual games. whoever gives you the most channelable energy of an unstoppable force who believes in their abilities fully and can make things happen simply be being who they are, be THAT, in your mind, for two weeks. let's see how unchangable that image of yourself as trash really is.