you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

dan and phil posting again is like being an abandoned dog at the animal shelter and having your original owners come back for you

It's funky crab friday!! 🦀 🥳 🎊 🎉

Easily falling victim to making purchases of heart shaped items. Sorry for believing in the power of love.

soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup

“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me

big enjoyer of shitty media that i would never recommend to people ever in my life

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

What a blessing to be moved by anything at all

ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d

i am a big believer in letting music (and other media) come to you when you're ready for it. you may only know vaguely of an acclaimed beloved artist and suspect that you'd be into them but just... not ever get around to it. and then in 15 years one of their songs just hits you the right way and what a gift to suddenly have all of their works to explore! there is no hurry; what is good is always good.

just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me