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stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

my elderly neighbor is explaining a meme to me and he opened with “so have you ever seen the series of images”

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue