in the club, straight up "thinkang it". and by "it", lets just say. my thouts

simon and garfunkel rekindled their friendship, the blowjob brothers from oasis reunited i think, buckingham nicks are somewhat amicable, taylor invited karlie to her wedding. paul mccartney it’s time to learn necromancy.

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

*Traces my hand along the surface of a grassy park lawn that was clearly wetland many years ago due to how it floods with water every year* Who did this to you….

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

the next child safety act will be locking every child in a plain white room with absolutely zero stimulation inside to prevent any bad ideas being picked up by exposure to anything at all

drink more tea. no, like, a LOT of tea. drink it for the caffeine. If anyone in your life gets on your case about how much caffeine you’re intaking, start talking about antioxidants. they will have no response to that because nobody knows fucking anything about antioxidants. including you.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song