still left with his hands

im like what would happen if a boy was a girl

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later