the antidote of someone at your side

Guy who’s seen black sails, watching any other show: I’m not getting enough black sails vibes from this

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

I think I was born to eat tiramisu

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

bread aisle smell has me acting rambunctious