the antidote of someone at your side

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

the feeling that reblogging beautiful images brings is inexplicable…

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

trying to find more songs for the playlist like a hunter and gatherer

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny