My Blogging Leftovers

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

I can't help you with the muddy woman thing but somebody on this website linked a sudoku metroidvania a couple of days ago and I keep getting sucked in

DUDE I AM A COMPLICATED SUDOKU FANATIC. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RULESET

I don't know man. I wish I could track down the person who linked it because I want to cry at them. With every number I become less and less sure that I know how to play sudoku.

reminder to submit your art to tumblr radar it's like a free blaze + they will usually accept it

Wait submitting your stuff to the radar is a thing???? All these years I assumed it was chosen by staff only :O

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

holy shit the new unity pricing plan

the best song ever made? Well, in 1980 a coked-out Italian producer and a vapid New York society girl made a song about being a mindless hole, for a movie about a male prostitute who gets framed for murder. A few years later Disney approached a novelty musician from the late 50s about making modern music sound like it was sung by cartoon chipmunks for an upcoming piece of direct-to-video shovelware. Then in 2015 someone slowed the cartoon chipmunk cover of the male prostitute song down so the vocals sound normal but it's the instruments that sound fucked up

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.