AVATAR OF YOUR CONSEQUENCE

I still think it's fucked that this website used to color the direct message window based on the other person's blog theme colors. and then they removed it? Like it was a harmless change but. It was such a charming and fun feature that basically no other website has and they got rid of it for no apparent reason?

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

smiling fags created by michael queersack and zach gaydel

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

currently at $51 out of $100, please help you can! 👋 ❗

$60 / $100 ❗👋

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing