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She looking at the camera like she can read what it says and can’t believe you called her out like that

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hi hi i’m having a crisis so you know how in the second cars movie they go through airport security and its like really strict which implies there was a cars 9/11…………… cars gerard way. cars stephenie meyer. i think u know where i’m going with this.
i am once again making my brain everyone else’s problem.
totally hear what ur saying, but there actually is canonically a cars pope, and cars catholicism means cars jesus and cars bible, we can assume that there was indeed a cars joseph smith who founded cars mormonism! as for fanfiction, i dont have strict evidence in the cars universe for this but i did read the wiki page for the history of fanfic, and since we know tv film and books exist in the cars universe (and fanfic dates back classic authors and shakespeare) so does the world wide web, i think its a safe conclusion to draw that the cars had their own fanfiction.net, but u can read the history of fanfic yourself if u wish
this implies the existence of cars fifty shades of grey. time to log off
A list is things smeyer thinks teen girls find sexy
THE FUCKING BETRAYAL, STEVEN
i feel a lot of pain HAHAHAH

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this reply in the comments tho
I thought this was the Aaron Reynolds who wrote the children's picture books "Creepy Carrots" and "Creepy Pair of Underwear," as well as "Nerdy Birdy" and "Dude!" but it turns out this is a different Aaron Reynolds who just published his first book, a "bird guide" called "Effin' Birds."
Small world, I guess?
Also
This man seems honestly delightful
Hello, this is me. And I am a goddamn delight.
Yes you are, sir
Japanese tea bag maker Ocean-Teabag has been making waves by creating little parcels of aroma in the shape of marine animals. Luckily for us, their wide range of tea bags are available at online Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard, maker of such fine products as Space Tea and cat-shaped kitchen utensils.
Ocean-Teabag’s earliest designs included beautiful dolphin tea bags filled with blue mallow tea leaves. Steeping them turns your otherwise normal pot of water into a tranquil ocean. Proving to be a hit among tea lovers, Ocean-Teabag expanded their repertoire to many other sea creatures including the sea turtle (butterfly pea jasmine tea)…
the distinctive ocean sunfish (Japanese hojicha — roasted green tea)…
the graceful manta ray (tropical mango tea)…
and even a blood-thirsty shark (blended herb tea).
The newest addition to their robust series of marine creatures is a tea bag shaped like an innocuous sea cucumber. This little parcel is filled with jasmine tea, as well as a smidgen of sea cucumber powder to lend some authenticity. Ocean-Teabag warns that some people who have a sensitive tongue may find it tasting a little fishy.
The company also crafted a deep sea series that will satisfy even the most adventurous of tea drinkers out there. A few such examples are the anglerfish (earl grey tea)…
the creepy giant isopod (Eastern Beauty oolong tea)…
the horseshoe crab (white apricot tea)…
…and lastly the king of them all, the enormous giant oarfish. ( Delicious Assam tea of epic proportions! ) Just like its namesake, it measures a whopping 19 centimeters (7.5 inches). Drinking tea becomes an art when half of your tea bag hangs out of your cup.
While the notion of turning your cup of tea into fish-inhabiting waters is not new, these tea bags will hopefully conjure up images of gentle ocean waves in your mind.
WHERE TO FIND THE TEA
@quoth-the-sparrow this seems like something you’d like
This is so cute?!
“that was the closest ive felt to joy in MONTHS”😂

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HoLy FuCk
1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D
oh my god I cannot breathe
I literally choked at the end.
“…I’m not sure-”
i’m in tears rn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all year
I present, Twilight Girls
I had to compress the file so I could post it via Tumblr because I hate Youtube
“Walked out of my house to find a deer licking my cat”
(Source)
just incase you’re having a bad day, watch this
Prompt: the ideological opposite of a catgirl.
so, a catgirl is a human woman who has taken on certain traits of the cat, which is a housepet known for its temperament - it is affectionate when it chooses to be, but it must choose to be. the appeal of the catgirl is the implication that the woman has decided, much like a cat, that the viewer is worthy of affection. thus the ideological opposite would be a feral creature that is known for being tame except for when it is provoked. countless examples of this exist in nature, so to narrow our options we will select one which is generally considered “scary” as a parallel to the “cute” cat, as is also as far away as viable from a cat. as an extremely social invertebrate, compared to the relatively solitary and spined nature of the housecat, i believe the hornet is the perfect choice; despite popular belief hornets are not aggressive unless and until they are given a reason to be.
then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons).
thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is
Take your prize and get out of my house.
This post was a trip and I never desire to go there again

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Cat tries to get off of a piano.
LOL
Omg, thank you, I needed this
I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.