Flirting With Boredom

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

Draining all my failed potions into the municipal sewer system to make the rats insane and powerful

Girls at the end of recess.

star trek deep throat nine

Not what it’s called

I thought this was a deleted scene or something from pride and prejudice and I was like damn Darcy is having a meltdown.

I looked up the plot of this movie and long story short the hero here is kicking the shit out of this grandfather’s corpse for being a rapist and cursing the family. A+ content

Hey, OP, how'd you learn all those ancient languages?

Don’t worry about it.

Thinking about how Star Trek TNG introduced the Ferengi to be little more than a joke about how being greedy is cringe and Deep Space 9 took that and developed Ferengi culture further through several Ferengi main characters with the youngest of them seeing his father struggle under Ferengi society, seeing his father being unable to live up to his full genius potential because the need to devote all his time to earning profit precludes any higher ambition, and the son deciding he doesn't want that, deciding he wants a better life for himself, and going against his family's wishes by joining Starfleet with zero profit motive, elevating the discussion to genuine criticism of what it's like to live under the pressure of capitalism