i need sunshine

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

i swear the most glaring evidence of fake cool ilya being the biggest loser alive is him dressed up, fully ready to go be slutty in a club with probably the hottest woman alive - who he used to regularly hook up with - and while she's getting ready he sits in the dark moodily like a dramatic supervillain watching a documentary about his situationships cottage

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

no but just let me watch shane jacking it solo I think it would fix me

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason