Please be Gentle

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Why does that guillotine have a smaller hole.

It’s so you can still see the “blade” at the bottom, to trick you into thinking it went through clean.

PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL PAST A POST OF STARVING CHILDREN ...

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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive

Mating presses is a sort of ab exercise I think

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!