just a sleepy girl

Yuri :(

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

it's also okay if you're 30 and still sleep with a stuffed animal for the same reason btw

lesbian thoughts → lesbian thoughts ↓ ↑ lesbian thoughts ← lesbian thoughts 

The contemporary queer insistence to call almost any lesbian who isn’t a 1950s housewife a butch is really ignoring how hot and incredible femme muscle girls are…

girl with an oral fixation: hey you should let me get close to your suspiciously suckable body parts

Last time I visited my gf I "charged" her ten kisses for something, and she straddled me, pulled me in and started making out with me for like 15 seconds before pulling back and saying "one" and I didnt even have time to fully process the implications before she was back in for the second kiss and uh... well I dont remember much of the next 10 minutes other than an overwhelming sense of happiness and my face burning red >/////<

The funniest part is that i was like, counting in my head the whole time. So I got to what I had counted was like, 8 or 9 kisses in that time, so when she pulled back I was thinking "oh, I mustve missed one". And then she said "one" and suddenly I understood my mistake and it was too late to do anything except accept the next kiss 😵‍💫

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reblog to violently and painfully end the life of a random man