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a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

since a lot of NFTbros actually have no fucking idea how NFTs work, could we like, just trick them into buying ugly ass drawings for actual money?

like

like what if someone made a platform that pretended to let you buy and sell "NFTs" but really the only people who can sell things are actual artists like ion know there's a specific application process that you have to go through as an artist and it asks for an art porfolio and questions that no cryptobro could actually answer like how creating a new brush from scratch on a certain software works or some REALLY obscure art trivia and then like basically you ✨join the council of fucking pissbabies over✨

and like the platform pretends to let you buy a certain crypto (that doesn't actually fucking exist so they can't mine it) and buy art with it but really the artist just gets the money the dumbasses spent on them with like fake wallets and shit and made up price graphs all the garbage they're used to

and like we put ABSURD FUCKING PRICES on that shit. like $8000 for the worst art you've ever seen. like the worst shit ever, but we go wide in the choices to drag in as many idiots as possible and like we try to get an absolute fucking monopoly on that shit and get as many anti-crypto people on board as possible to pretend this is genuine and like, hate on it on their main accounts while they'd talk about that shit nonstop on side accounts

and then at some point when it gets big enough, we just reveal and crush their hopes and make sure they can never look at NFTs again without tearing up, like an ex who broke their heart