My metallic stallion races off

happy 4th to her

everyone shut the FUCK up about 4th of july also happy birthday to this post

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

sorry for always complaining about women being ignored in fandoms. but it wil keep happening.

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.