Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*
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On account of the gender transition
On account of the gender transition
almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*
Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED
On account of the gender transition
On account of the gender transition

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“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually
you know how some cats have insane neuroses and quirks. well my recently adopted cat Rosita, who is a former feral, was said to find toes and bare skin in general "suspicious" in her shelter description. i was like, oh okay, well my other cat attacks toes, cats do that sometimes i suppose
little did we know what this means is that she not only attacks toes but if she sees you with your ankles or bare arms out for example, there is a high chance she will slap you. she will literally just come up to you and slap you where your skin is showing unless its your face. she doesnt hiss or growl or anything she will just give you a disapproving slap or two i assume to voice her disagreement with how you present yourself
this cat wants you to cover your arms and ankles NOW. slut
shirt idea
Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways
Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky
and of course remember
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This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)
Maiden, Mother, Crone in the best way possible...
everybody make sure to use the reaction image i made okay
make sure you use it whenever a friend posts a selfie and good things will happen to you

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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy
You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.
same
*scrooge voice* spirit of christmas future, for what wretched soul do they play the crab rave? spirit, take away this frightful vision! let me not see these hateful crabs!
Ask not for whom the crabs rave, they rave for thee.
Courtesy of @theshitpostcalligrapher:
Everyone knows about Chekov's Gun, but let me tell you about Hussie's Gun
Hussie's Gun is sitting on the mantle in act 1. In act 2, people keep commenting on the gun, but nothing happens. In Act 3 Act 1, someone puts flowers in the gun barrel. In Act 3 Act 2, the gun is randomly replaced by a Big Mouth Billy Bass. In Act 3 Act 3, they find the gun again. In Act 4 Act 1, they realize the gun was never loaded. In Act 4 Act 2, they fire the gun anyway, and the flowers still lodged in the barrel kill a villain who just happens to be allergic to flowers. In Act 4 Act 3, they lose the killer flower gun through a time portal. In act 4 Act 4 Act 1, they realize they need it again, so they steal it from the past and replace it with a big mouth billy bass...
In Act 6, they turn on the big mouth billy bass, and it starts firing the missing bullets everywhere.
Homestuck is perpetually one or two cuils weirder than you ever expect it to be.

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I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything