Incredibly Passionate

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

also in an era where games like bg3 are patching its characters to be less mean so they can be more fuckable, or games like veilguard are ignoring the series' previous nuance in favour of a feelgood found family narrative, i will ALWAYS support a game's right to let its characters be unpleasant to each other and argue about politics

every time the illusive man says something like "i brought you back!" i get mad on miranda's behalf like no you didn't....stealing credit for a woman's unethical breach of science ethics....smh

I just felt someone Z-target me

at least there's videogames

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.