it's all happening

no country for chopped uncs

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

well-written women who narratively suck are like crack cocaine to me. hello shitty little woman do you need some crumbs of love that you've clearly never been given? lol

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them