Apr 7, 2019
HC that Bill has assigned genders to not just boats, but every inanimate object. And when he tries to explain his reasoning, no one fucking understands he's like "windows are guys because they're transparent" and they're like "what does that FUCKING mean"
WHY AM I LAUGHIGN SO HARD HOYL AHIT
not just like male/female tho he goes all out with the entire spectrum of genders and eddie teams up with him and assigns everything a sexuality so bill’s like “all doors are girls” and eddie’s like “and theyre lesbians” and bill once woke up during a sleepover at like three in the morning, woke everyone up, pointed to richie’s glasses, said “nonbinary”, and went back to sleep
Also whenever Bill sees a water bottle he declares it GenderFluid
