come out from behind the, um, garbage

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

[Image is a screenshot of an article preview. The article features a picture from the Artemis II mission, with the moon dominating the foreground and the earth appearing as a crescent in the background. The text reads, "On a trouvé une "route secrète" très utile pour la conquête de la Lune".]

Who would win in a race? A tortoise, or a second even slower, even steadier tortoise?

How to tell a person “hey you are responding to a narrative that you’ve made up in your head rather than what’s actually happening” without sounding like a gaslighter.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Does he realize his name is Dick Wolf? Has he ever spoken on this?

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes