come out from behind the, um, garbage

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

i must not go to grad school grad school is the soul-killer grad school is the little-death that brings total obliteration i will face my desire for praise and intellectual stimulation i will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past i will turn my inner eye to see its path where it has gone there will be nothing

omg I forgot I made this post. so i start grad school in september

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

(opening my ribcage) and this is where i keep my hot stab of shame

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

Learning to drive so that i may have a more complex and nuanced understanding of the themes within bruce springsteens music

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

we need to ban authors from writing stories about authors. it needs to end. we need to do something about this as a society. call your senator.