come out from behind the, um, garbage

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

[Image is a screenshot of an article preview. The article features a picture from the Artemis II mission, with the moon dominating the foreground and the earth appearing as a crescent in the background. The text reads, "On a trouvé une "route secrète" très utile pour la conquête de la Lune".]

Who would win in a race? A tortoise, or a second even slower, even steadier tortoise?

How to tell a person “hey you are responding to a narrative that you’ve made up in your head rather than what’s actually happening” without sounding like a gaslighter.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Does he realize his name is Dick Wolf? Has he ever spoken on this?

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

well you see we're the new pdf

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ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance