S Endeavour

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

[leftistly] [secularly] having sex causes a hard to quantify but unmistakable change in your personality and being that can be detected by others. Having sex for the first time imbues you with qualities and deep understandings that you did not have in your pre-sex state.

Tumblr user standing at the front of the classroom picking petals off of roses and crumpling and uncrumpling paper and showing you that the tape is never the same amount of sticky again after being used: -except I think this is a good thing

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

theyre saying that women can’t even fuck their sons anymore. because of WOKE !

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island

weezer....

weezer turn around i cant see you

face me weezer.

bouncing on it in repentance

Just spent 45 minutes researching what a specific street in a city smells like in october so i could write the word "damp." the word is in the final draft. it is doing its job. it cost me 45 minutes and a mild obsession with historical weather records. worth it. the word is perfect. you would not believe how hard i worked on that word.

can i please plant an evil thought in your head. season one buck with grown out fluffy curly hair. that’s all

and not to make it about perfectly sculpted mustache season eight captain eddie diaz but. oh boy. oh boy

thank god for posting. i love posting. let’s all hold hands and post together forever. into the sunset

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr