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Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
The notes are starting to be all, "Yeah, crackship means there's no chemistry! Even canon ships can be crackships!" and I must STRENUOUSLY disagree.
A crackship isn't just any ship that makes you go, "Eh, I don't see it." A crackship is absolutely WILD in concept. A crackship is the one that makes your friends look at you with the beginnings of existential horror. It's the one where they wave a circle round you thrice and close their eyes in holy dread, for you on honeydew hath fed and drunk the milk of paradise.
anyway I said it as a joke but if anyone wants to join my Tony the Tiger/Galactus Discord -
@decepti-geek **chinhands** go onnnnnn...
It's called a crackship because the joke was you'd have to be on crack to think of it.
I wasnât built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
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Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other peopleâs DnD campaigns
Iâm not trying to turn your kids trans; thatâs stupid. Iâm trying to turn them into socialists.
#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyoneâs business
crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like youâre procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience
maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

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went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts âsave our freaks dont mine the deepâ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasnât even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like âoh what does your shirt sayâ so i showed him and he was like âoh thatâs neat!â and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like âyeah itâs actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue oneâ and he kind of gasped and went âoh my god thatâs so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?â and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled âstrawberry squid retina compositionâ and he was like âsorry weâll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find outâ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though
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when the non-rpf explanation is weirder than the rpf explanation

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I love rebloging. Itâs the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.
I was born in the right time. I love archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi