oh sweet 70%, those are bedroom eyes

There are people who have kinks involving glasses and there are people who have kinks involving compression stockings, so by the Rule of Three there must be someone out there who gets hard for RSI wrist braces to complete the "aroused by assistive devices popularly associated with nerds" trifecta.

they carpal on my tunnel til i acute burning sensation

Person whose biggest fantasy is getting a handjob from someone who has a special wrist brace specifically for jerking cock because you need a different kind of support to wank someone off than you do for data entry.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

poems aren’t real and you can’t write them

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over