show a little faith there's magic in the night

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today