miscellaneous mischief

genuinely crying laughing

Not fucking really

Was playing an x-rated ds9 text adventure game from the 90s with @squimp but the catch was apparently only one character is fuckable and we couldn't figure out who so we gave up after half an hour and beat garak to death

But when you're chronically ill, this is literally impossible! If you'd do that it would be all work and never play. That wouldn't be healthy at all. We need to remind ourselves of this. We don't need to feel guilty for doing something fun!

The Simpsons 8.10 "The Springfield Files"

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.