Two Braincells, None Thinking

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

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seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

This is literally why we need bike lanes

The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.

#my brain deciding what information to retain