Stephium

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

potato seeking behavior

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

You're right but don't say it like that

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer