Great Googly Moogly It's All Gone To Shit

among us show really said what if there was a murder mystery on a spaceship and all the characters were nonbinary and had an orgy and the killer puppeteers their corpses a la weekend at bernies. they use the words “atheist” “chemtrail” and “bullshit”. there’s an extended homage to 12 angry men. a character dies while flipping the bird. there are excessive ass and foot shots despite the characters being cartoon astronauts in space suits. what? this is rated PG? who greenlit this. why is it kinda good

An incredibly woke official Among Us show where all the characters are agender they/thems voiced by a weirdly stacked cast who one episode have a hallucinogenic implied sex orgy was not on my bucket list for 2026.

"Brian David Gilbert and Karen Han wrote the episode of the among us show where the whole cast has a high gay orgy" is a factually true statement that you can say for free

not to be dramatic but i miss everyone and wish everything was different

like okay great when does the ache finally go away

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me