Great Googly Moogly It's All Gone To Shit

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

eridian social media call that thrumblr

not to be vague but.

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

I need my weird alone time or I will explode