yo

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

[id: four pages of critical role artwork, showing azune swinging his hammer in front of a dragon, vaelus swinging her censer intensely, occtis sitting with pin on his lap, julien turning to look back at the viewer with his rapier, caleb summoning fire above his hand, pin and frumpkin meeting, azune reaching down to julien, on the ground, with magic between them, and julien and thimble drawn in modern day outfits with singers' mics in their hands.]

[id: two pieces of art, drawn in shades of black, yellow, and green. the first one shows occtis and thimble interlocking arms, their legs kicked out as they smile at each other and dance together against a green circle background. the second one shows thimble and julien standing together. thimble holds out raimond's sword, which julien takes sadly and solemnly as his shadow stretches behind him. end id.]

WOW I AM INCREDIBLE. I AM MADE OF BLOOD AND ELECTRICITY AND I CHANGE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME. VERY COOL

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore