I just want to sleep for 12 hours straight and not see another human being for two weeks. That would fix me at least 75%, I think.
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I just want to sleep for 12 hours straight and not see another human being for two weeks. That would fix me at least 75%, I think.

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the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

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"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.
I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites
Bumper Stickers 2: Now With More Honking
Bumper Stickers 3: Crëaturës
Bumper Stickers 4: Keep Honking (Or Don't)
Bumper stickers 5: Bites and Bangers
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
#such a good summation of this actually#because yeah there’s usually things that were always present#but which were easy to overlook or give the benefit of the doubt#that suddenly become relevant after a revelation about the creator#and it’s really not the same thing as the self-defensive “’I never liked it anyway’
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cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

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i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background
The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
What kind of Millennial™️ are you?
Avocado toast millennial
I am bird watcher now.
I ran a marathon for fun?
Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…
Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.
I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result
Please share!
we have to take right-wing grievances seriously, such as [verifiably false claim], [verifiably false claim], [cherrypicked anecdote presented as major trend], [AI slop], and [verifiably false claim]
☝️ how it feels to talk to the average right-winger lol
Weird coincidence!
Yesterday, I was listening to a back episode of Hello From the Magic Tavern. I am waaaaaay behind, so the episode was from 2020.
Today, I listened to the current episode of Sounds Like a Cult.
Same guest on both episodes!

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you put those tags on this post where they belong
Every day this guy looks in the mirror and psyches himself up to eat shit in the hopes that our big beautiful president succumbs to his one thousand diseases but I don't think it's in the cards
Every time I see a picture of JD Vance he looks like he's straining all the might of his psychic powers to make his beard grow.