Artist Uncute - Work Debatable

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

we have to take right-wing grievances seriously, such as [verifiably false claim], [verifiably false claim], [cherrypicked anecdote presented as major trend], [AI slop], and [verifiably false claim]

Every time I see a picture of JD Vance he looks like he's straining all the might of his psychic powers to make his beard grow.

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em

how the fuck could they possibly make a good zelda movie

it's really not hard to make a fun wahoo mario movie that passes the bar of acceptability, and they just about did it once, but then the sequel was catastrophically bad, which is kind of an achievement given how easy the task should have been. you can't fart out an acceptable high fantasy film though you just can't. the people you get to do it have to be at least 50x better at their craft than illumination

They should shoot live-action versions of the cut-scenes from the CD-i games and mix it into a 90 minute Youtube Poop.

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame