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I just want to sleep for 12 hours straight and not see another human being for two weeks. That would fix me at least 75%, I think.

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i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole
Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.
literally the worst way of ending a series is āall the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!āĀ
people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isnāt āhappy endings badā its when the storyās only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

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you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em
how the fuck could they possibly make a good zelda movie
it's really not hard to make a fun wahoo mario movie that passes the bar of acceptability, and they just about did it once, but then the sequel was catastrophically bad, which is kind of an achievement given how easy the task should have been. you can't fart out an acceptable high fantasy film though you just can't. the people you get to do it have to be at least 50x better at their craft than illumination
They should shoot live-action versions of the cut-scenes from the CD-i games and mix it into a 90 minute Youtube Poop.
are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then
couple different options here
there must be a better place you could be doing that
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A simple error got magnified by Flock's nationwide surveillance camera network and ended with four cop cars boxing me in.
Oh hey! Look! It's that thing everyone on the left said was going to happen happening!
āThe plates on this car are stolen,ā Officer Ganshyn said. My face mustāve twisted in disbelief because he continued, saying they werenāt sure whether the car itself or just the plates were stolen. This made absolutely no sense. Car companies keep meticulous track of the fleets they loan out to the media. The vehicles all have special manufacturer or dealer plates that are logged every time one enters or exits. The officers eventually ran the Range Roverās VIN, and it came back clean, but in their view, the plates were definitely stolen.
Before I could even process that, another officer dropped the big surprise: theyād actually been tracking me around town for days via Flock cameras. But they kept losing the trail, so when a camera alerted them that the Range Rover had been spotted turning into Kohlās that morning, they quickly set up their ambush and waited for me and my wife to walk out of the store and get into the SUV.
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One of the officers pulled out his phone, opened the Flock app, and showed me two photos: a wide shot of the Range Rover going through the intersection and a zoomed-in shot of the New Jersey license plate, which clearly reads 34 10 DTM and says VEHICLE MFR along the bottom. Critically, the number 10 is in a much smaller font than the rest of the tag, which is the non-standard structure New Jersey uses for manufacturer plates.
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The New Jersey plates that were allegedly stolen from the LA dealer were 34 03 DTM, not 34 10 DTM. But when the police report was created and the plate was entered into Flockās system, it was just recorded as 34 DTM. Just the five large characters, no little number in the middle. And Flockās AI tech wasnāt registering that non-standard little number when it began picking up the Range Rover around town. It just saw 34 DTM in large type and started alerting the local police.
As we all stood there shaking our heads, including my wife, who was finally allowed to join me, I connected the final dot. A lot of vehicles in JLRās media fleet have a New Jersey manufacturer plate with the same alphanumeric structureā34 ## DTMāand Officer Ganshyn observed that meant it was now a nationwide issue. Anywhere a police department has a partnership with Flock, any other JLR-owned car with the same plate structure is going to get flagged as stolen. In fact, four other 34 ## DTM cars were being tracked around Minnesota that week, according to Officer Ganshyn. I was just the first one to get nabbed. The only way to stop it would be for the LAPD to correct their initial report and update Flockās system, which Jaguar Land Rover was now racing to make happen following the phone call.
Still, he warned me to drive straight home, park the Range Rover, and leave it there. If I were to cross into the neighboring town, Iād probably get flagged again and go through this entire ordeal again with a different set of officers. His parting words were ominous: āYouāre lucky weāre in Plymouth. If you were in Minneapolis, they definitely wouldāve come at you with guns drawn.ā
8 July 2026
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The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
i put this in the tags of another post about AI but no yeah im gonna make it the main post
the global rise of fascism is an awfully convenient time to get you hooked on the "not using your brain" machine.
self reblogging because i'm thinking about this again. if you were writing cyberpunk novel and you said "fascist policies are on the rise all over the world with increasing support and with the backing of a handful of companies with global superpower status," and fascism famously relies on anti-intellectualism and information suppression, it would sound too easy, too clichƩd for that conglomerate of word-controlling corperations to invent a robot that everyone unquestionably defers to for every piece of information and tiny bit of thought-work but nope. this is just a real plotline from real life.
don't talk to the fucking corp bot. use your fucking brain.
While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
Why must the future suck SO much?
TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe
A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.
PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.
You can find tutorials online telling you how to open that thing up and physically remove the mic and wifi module. Frankly I don't trust anything less.
Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.
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the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it
itās actually a major plot point in pride and prejudice that mr darcy doesnt try harder to convince lizzy to accept his proposal but rather his decision to change his perspective and behavior in light of her rejection made him actually attractive to her so that she was more willing to accept him the second time. he specifically tried to conceal his involvement in saving lydia so that lizzy wouldnāt feel obligated to him and only hoped that his helping bingley get back together with jane might bring him into regular contact with lizzy again so that she might see that heās changed.
he very famously told her in the dialogue preceding his second proposal that he couldnāt bring himself to hope sheād ever change her mind about him and would never mention his feelings for her again if she told him not to