Classic Star Wars Pics

I’m not transitioning I’m becoming a Sith Lord

You were supposed to destroy the cis, not join them!

Andor makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfiction but it's so scary. What if I write "Glup Shitto was sitting on the balcony, drinking coffee and reading his favourite book", but someone comments "didn't you mean he was drinking glop-goppy and reading a holo-journal? 🤨" so I open wookiepedia to check it out and it turns out that they also never invented balconies in the star wars universe and Glup Shitto can't read because of the freak accident he suffered in the episode 10 of the 2024 show "Jar-Jar and Babu Frik". What then.

In your defense: Andor uses real-life languages and swear words rather than calling everyone "sleemo" all the time, and the droids call people "humans" instead of "organics"- this may be the first on-screen acknowledgement that the humanoids in star wars are *actually* humans and has huge implications for weird nerds who care deeply about this stuff (not me, I'm normal about it). Andor is like resting a star wars fanfic where someone never learned any of the slang words, and it still slaps.

"I am haunted... By the kiss... You should never have given me." - Anakin Skywalker

ladies and gentlemen. this is blorbo number five.

a little bit of castiel in my life

A little bit of fanfic by my side

A little bit of Doctor up in space

A little bit of presidential stolen lace

A little bit of Samwell in the sun

Darth Vader was Luke's father all along

i think its very interesting that the general consensus on the star wars OT is that its a morally simplistic good guys vs bad guys story (in contrast w some other star wars media) but also no-one seems to agree on like. what its ultimate moral message actually is.

I would say that someone should just ask George Lucas, but there’s an oddly large number of fans who think he knows nothing about the story he created.

see idk if that would help as he might not have a definitive answer in mind and even if he does, his answer would not necessarily be correct

Found one!

oh no to be clear, i don't mean george lucas specifically doesn't know anything about his own creation, i mean that authors in general are not necessarily able to give a 100% correct answer to the question of what the message of their work is!

It’s art, it’s supposed to be suggestive! His idea of a perfect answer, even as the creator, just might not align with what other people took away from the media, and that’s the beautiful thing about art. The discussion about the art is just as important as the art itself.

^ yea you get me!

Lovely! I haven't seen this one before

Absolutely losing it all over again that Luke sent Grogu back to Tatooine all by himself, like the minute Grogu said he wanted to be with Din instead, Luke put him on that X-Wing and was like, “Fuck no, I’m not going back to that armpit of the galaxy.”  He doesn’t even have any other students or anything else to do but meditate!  Grogu was the only student!  Ahsoka was leaving again!  The droids were building the school!  It’s his X-Wing that took Grogu there!  Luke Skywalker had fuck all to do and was still like “The baby can go back to Tatooine by himself, I’m not getting sand in my new boots, bye kiddo.”  What an icon.

"The baby is 50+ years old, I'm technically half his age... I think he can survive an x-wing trip by himself."