Jabba’s Yoga Instructor

We went to an aldi to get food, and everyone insisted on paying for their own food, buying full bottles of fizzy drink, their own snacks and so on. Some of the friends brought their own baked goods too. Later, one friend covered a Chinese takeaway order for me and everyone ordered lots of food to eat with no hesitation, only to mention that their eyes had been bigger than their stomachs when the food did arrive.

I didn't realise what was happening until the next day, when each person left my flat with the same "oops, bought too much food to take home with me— I'll just leave it with you!" farewell.

yorkshire tea because that's what was in the cupboard lol

Robert E Fucking Lee.

Henry Wadsworth God-damned Longfellow.

Elizabeth Barret Mother Fucking Browning.

-Toy Story

-Toy Story 2

-Toy Story 3

-Toy Story 4

-Toy Story 5

-Haven't seen any/see results

Claws, fangs, fists, daggers—these and their ilk involve the closest contact of the wielder and the victim. This is honest and pure violence, each body struggling against the other in an intimate embrace. It is the ideal to be striven for.

Polearms, designed to keep one's opposite at a chaste distance, display a fear of the intimacy of close combat at claw-point. Their wielders abhor the true nature of the task. This fear of intimacy is exemplified further in contrivances such as winged spears, or even worse, the catchpole. These implements are explicitly designed to keep bodies separated, and to thus preserve a false sense of the wielders chastity despite a desire for the same fruits of violence.

Firearms are an even more drastic example of this phenomenon, seeking to entirely disengage the weapon wielder and target. With firearms the opposing parties are not to be connected by even a haft, which in polearms can act as a proxy-connection, where each party can interact with each other in a physical sense yet the wielder may maintain a veneer of purity. The firearm does away with this entirely, creating a disjointed arrangement of aggressor and aggressed. This isolates the weapon-wielder from any but the most remote sense of connection with their opposite.