Creepy/copypastas are lowk like the modern age Odyssey, cuz like we sometimes don't even know who originally wrote most creepypastas like how we aren't 100 percent sure Homer existed or whatever

I used to have this raizel plush that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

tanjiro can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

I just can’t stop thinking about how much I truly love Yoshikage Kira ❤️❤️He is such a fascinating and complex character, and every time I see him, my heart just races ❤️❤️There’s something about his calm, composed nature combined with that mysterious aura that makes him so captivating ❤️❤️I admire his intelligence, his elegance, and even the way he carries himself — it’s impossible not to be drawn to him ❤️❤️Whenever I watch or read about him, I feel this strange mix of fear and admiration, but above all, it just makes me love him even more ❤️❤️Kira Yoshikage isn’t just a character to me, he represents something unique and unforgettable ❤️❤️My love for him is endless, and I’ll never stop adoring him with all my heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

family Guy is this generations magnum opus comparing it and Josh Cooley to Shakespeare isn't completely nonsensical. Why do you find the comparison humorous?