pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

I don’t have ‘headcanons’ I just Know and Understand

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you