Hottest Wizard in the Spiral

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

Ship be haunted

How so?

Ghosts

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

Me playing the newbie wiz quests feeling like I'm the fucking twilight zone. I KNOW THESE QUESTS ARE CHANGED. THESE CHARACTERS DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

I've been looking into the job market and it seems like the only viable career path nowadays is becoming a demon swordsman.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god