Hottest Wizard in the Spiral

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

white boy BAFFLES aliens by ordering in perfect gloobxax

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

is this a safe space to admit that the reason I'm so resistant to a shoka sonjuku spinoff/film despite enjoying their shared history and wanting to know more about it is because fandom already love to erase sakamoto from the joui4 dynamic and that would effectively be the nail in the coffin for his inclusion forever

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

But if a woman acted incompetent once then she will be literally crucified in the street and she's evil for manipulating her husband into settling for less and suddenly it's not a silly endearing sitcom trope 🤔

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,