Hottest Wizard in the Spiral

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

i need a knight to worship me until i believe the words hes saying

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

i hate marleybone so much that i love it. i love that theyre greedy and useless and i think they're a great example of imperialism colonial power for a kids game. i think they could be WAY worse and become more realistic to the actual british empire but their ridiculousness and overindulgence and extravagance is so irking that i love when they appear.

BRINGING this back because holy shit Old Cob is literally lying out his pie hole and Merle just COMPLETELY misses the whole damn point

Gay people can never be normal omfg theyre always summoning a deadly meteor to raze Azteca to the ground or some shit 😒. And with a side part too

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go