A Wiz Blog!

Pirate101 is a good game because a majority of the plot happens via the most maladjusted people possible arguing behind you while your player character stares forward without blinking

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

I accidentally get pulled into the circle. I blade. I blade. I trap. I feint. I trap. I blade one more time for good measure. Half of my health is gone. I cast Lulu. I fizzle. I cast Lulu. I one shot everything. My wizard does a stupid ass dance. I try to leave and accidentally get pulled into the circle -

playing wizard101 is fun because it’s a kids game from twenty years ago but 90% of its current user base is grown ass adults playing for nostalgia’s sake

Me playing the newbie wiz quests feeling like I'm the fucking twilight zone. I KNOW THESE QUESTS ARE CHANGED. THESE CHARACTERS DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT