is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

Pussy*

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

guy who thinks he has a biological immunity to being misogynist due to his coercively assigned sex: I just wish these TRFs would realize how hysterical they sound

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

bro can't even make her reach her second combat phase

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift