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time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

bitches needed to hear this huh ♥ (you're bitches)

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

I have an interview today in a couple hours, how did the algorithm know I needed this

Btw when they ask if you have questions some actual good options are stuff like “what’s a typical day like in this role” or “is this job open because someone is leaving or is this a new position”

posting spotify links and thinking to myself it's a shame that nobody will click on this because it's the greatest song ever recorded. but i don't click on anybody else's spotify links either. my glass house

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do my job.

I'll do it if you do my job

You also have to build the flintlock pistol. I should have mentioned that

Fine I'll learn my job (marketing a damn web serial) instead.

I love the implication that the web serial is the only thing keeping you from getting into American Revolutionary War firearms 🤣

Gotta keep the hands busy on something

I'M TRYING

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I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.

#this world's magic system is also based in calculus

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

Not the point in the slightest but are cigarette ads not illegal in the USA❔❔❔For some reason that one is blowing my mind

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell