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the french beatles

solongfranklloydwright

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

solongfranklloydwright

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brucebocchi

kaity--did

Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail and I don’t know how I feel about it 😂

kaity--did

Oh listen I know this is very very sweet because again Husband is rocks for brain bubble man. It is hilarious to me because the list has things like

“Favorite ice cream: butter pecan. I married a little old lady.”

“Favorite Ben and Jerry’s (this is different then regular ice cream) Phish Food. Has no idea who Phish is just thinks the chocolate fish are neat”

And I feel exposed.

kaity--did

“Favorite flower: orchid or lily, but she can have neither because our cats are stupid demon babies spat out from hell who will eat them and perish. She would prefer chicken nuggets anyways.”

“Favorite donut: old fashioned, for breaking in half and sharing with with the dog.”

“Favorite coffee: iced. Do not offer hot coffee under any circumstance. The only hot beverage allowed is hot coco and the yearly white chocolate peppermint mocha”

Okay I don’t need to be called out like this.

ruffboi-mags

the mortifying ordeal of being married.

kaity--did

Stop it this is hilarious

therealmorshu

[x]

shamebots

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

deathsmallcaps

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badluckmoony-deactivated2022051

The dedication it must've taken to watch and analyse 11h only to end up with this

tamamita

coughloop

Not to act all high and mighty but if someone kept trying to trick me into taking my meds by hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter I wouldn't really for it more than like 3 or 4 times maximum

coughloop

CHEESE?

*sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsnffsniff*

CHEESE?

thenatsdorf

Mew mew mew (via)

endofeva1997

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

movie producers be like

joey-wheeler-official

Seto Kaiba summoning monsters

doodlegirll

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

laughconfetti

this has been in my queue for an entire year

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adulthoodisokay

Colleague: hey, what’s up with Nov 5th and Supernatural? seeing lots of chatter about it and I wasn’t here last year so any insights you have would be appreciated!

Me: okay so there is way too much context for this to type out in slack. have a minute to have a quick meeting so I can fill you in?

Colleague: sure, that would be great!

jv

One thing I love about Tumblr compared with other social media is how absurdly obsessed everyone around here is with random anniversaries. Something interesting happens on Tumblr? Someone’s make a post that goes viral? There is a funny discussion in the comments? Tumblr has a big outage? We have a new Tumblrversary! The coming years people will massively reblog stuff from that day wishing everyone else a happy <random> August 27th</random>.

apodofasexuwhales

On SLACK you did this on your WORK CHANNEL conceivably at WORK?????

adulthoodisokay

i work at [tumblr] lol

thebaconsandwichofregret

Tumblr still has STAFF??????

th4nkyoub3n

How did you say tumblr like that

adulthoodisokay

You put it in brackets! Like [ tumblr ] without the spaces in between the text and brackets!

nudityandnerdery

Cates out here sharing the 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖓 [tumblr] 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖊 for us all.

katbelleinthedark

This post gave me more information about Tumblr than any of the official Tumblr staff posts from the past decade.

when-did-this-become-difficult

[tumblr]

artalien-jpg

… Claude Monet

marinebiologyshitposts

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i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

bunjywunjy

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

puppetbilly

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

proteus-no

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

thegreenpea

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

innocuous-gnome

inthefallofasparrow

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