nonsense 24/7

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

i am so sorry but basically every attempt to reconstruct odysseus's "real journey" sounds exactly the same to me as if you'd said "jack the baker's son is said to have walked for a year and a day to reach the house at the back of the wind....but could that have been america?"

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

Being a fan of female characters in fandom is it's own kind of torture because a guy can be a jerk to just about everyone with one moment where he doesn't and people will grip onto that, but a woman is a little bit rude or has an outburst during high stress and she's scum of the earth. Whatever. Whatever. I'm fine. I'm normal.

i like when a detective gets horny about the case they're working on

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

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