nonsense 24/7

screw nonchalance embrace being crazy and intense about everything

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

eda is 5 this year :)

eda is 6!!!!

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr