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unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

when i turn right on red it is a wonderful tool that allows for folks to move more efficiently and cuts some time out of my journey. when someone honks at me to turn right on red they are an evil monster who really should have planned better because they knew this red light was a risk

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

i’ve shot guys in the head i should’ve fucked

[ID: A Brazilian soccer player sits on the sidelines with crossed arms looking upset. On the chair next to him is a plushie of Hatsune Miku, also in a Brazilian jersey, looking joyful. /End ID]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

implying the r slur is anything like reclaiming faggot or dyke implies there's some sort of community and comfort and care behind the social group "retard" is being applied to. which there isn't, because disabled people haven't ever had the ability to create communities for themselves let alone archive or take down their own history and experiences. that is happening now, this is the first time that has ever been allowed to happen. there is no comfort when another disabled person calls me it, there is lateral ableism. that's it. they're just weaponizing our oppressors' words against me in a way that gains them power. that's not reclamation. that's just slur slinging.