Product Placement
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
oozey mess
Keni
Show & Tell
Game of Thrones Daily
if i look back, i am lost
izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
d e v o n
Claire Keane
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
taylor price
Kaledo Art
Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Taiwan
seen from United States
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from France
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seen from Germany
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@innocuous-gnome
i really like tumblr polls because
i
love
pressing
those
big
ol'
buttons
whoops not that one! that's the big red button that's going to blow up my penis
ACH NO I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS THAT AAAAAAUGHHGHGUG MY PENIS
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Sometimes I sense the ghost of Bill Watterson about you
Thank you, that's very nice to say about me and very threatening to say about the still living Bill Watterson
i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year iβll find a man attractive. and she was like βso what am i if i only like girls, and iβve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?β i was like βyouβre a lesbian with a coke addiction?β and she was like βwoooooahβ. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if youβre out there, i hope youβre going places. well, not far, since youβre electronically tagged. but spiritually.
god itβs so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of βromanticβ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like donβt you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?
NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!
"I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you" etc in fictional romance= tired and expected
from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there
βI donβt know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.β
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overheard in a cafe: "β¦that's why all horses should have cell phones. when i'm president, i'll make it so all horses have cell phones"
they have my vote, to be clear.
when the characters never really make peace with it
don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels
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the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined
did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"
Underground french cinema
my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.
some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.
this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.
A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)
don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.
This made me laugh out loud
Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.
The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo
πΊ
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the second radish is 29 feet away
this is legitimately the funniest post on this site
You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.
