#fightme

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

christopher eccleston this is your sign to start a production company and steal doctor who from the bbc

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.

Do you reckon Christopher Eccleston paid an Etsy witch🤔

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

googling images of peter capaldi is crazy every third image is like okay please welcome miss pussy pussy cunt cunt glasgow 1993

I like when there is a series of animals doing similar behavior and one of them is our good friend Household Cat.

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night