still somewhat official

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Settlers of catan

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying

The Doctor’s companions in the early years tended to be “my beloved surrogate granddaughter” and “guy I found in a dumpster.”