Matterhorn Miffy

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

All shall be well someday

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws