Bipolar Memes

hatesex sounds fucking awesome. unfortunately though i don't want to fuck any of the people i hate because i hate them

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

i need to imagine some scenarios

if you open your wallet upside-down while boarding a bus it will release all your money/bank cards/IDs/driving licence etc. this can be handy if you are trying to rid yourself of all worldly possessions

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

Did I Trauma Dump or Provide Context on Myself: A Daily Debate

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

I've had swimmers ear for over a week. Quick, when its starting to get better do you think I should jam qtips and fingers and all manner of bullshit in there? No??? I don't deserve to have ears

I went to urgent care and got some ear drops. Hopefully in time i will earn ears

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW