Bipolar Memes

our age of blogs is collapsing

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

good evening sharks. i have pre-emptively blocked all the exits

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

baby girl I can complicate situations you’ve never even thought of

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

*Celtic guy from 200 BCE voice* just stop listening to whatever that severed head on the city gate is whispering to you, dude. he does not have your best interests in mind. I’m serious. he’s trouble.

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars