International Thiefshipping

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

I hope this guy’s final wishes get honoured

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

gross. your fun fetish is disgusting. are you seriously doing your joy kink in public.

Is that gay porn?

No, it's when you're escorted off the worksite due to forgetting your hardhat.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists