International Thiefshipping

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

Imagine losing a game you rigged

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

A fatal typo can land you in another kink entirely.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

This is literally what the Schleswig-Holstein Question was about. Well, the “conflicting laws of succession” bit, anyway. Not so much the ABO stuff. (But with the Schleswig-Holstein Question, who knows? Well, Lord Palmerston and two other people. But you see my point.)

How are we factoring in women because I reckon Eleanor of Aquitaine was an alpha. Could she and Henry II have been alpha/alpha, but alpha women can have kids?

Richard the Lionhearted, some kind of alpha? Trust me, he was an omega bitch who thought "deficit spending" was an infinity balance checking account. His brother Prince John (yes, that one) was a much- set- upon alpha who kept having to raise taxes to pay for whatever war his brother had gotten them into this month.

If Richard the Lionhearted was an Omega his Alpha brother would have inherited before him since Richard’s main role would be to get pregnant

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.