my mind grapes

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

hey Kickstarter my project is i want to send a MRI machine back to caveman times to heal them #HealAllCavemen

y’all hype up men on this app that I would personally use as a scarecrow

you are my friend and to some extent the altar upon which i mount my guilt

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

In another universe I was Elliott smith’s Camel Lights and he took me everywhere with him

are you in a good headspace to witness my vast and terrible wingspan