Each New Day Is God Testing My Will

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

and does the rat itself not have shoulders…. much to consider here.

Does the rat itself not have a head.... much to consider here.

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

It doesn't matter if you love pim or capital P I M

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

tshirt that says i love the endless self torture actually

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"