considering sheldon is written like a (particularly cruel) neurotypical dudebro minded normy trying to *pretend* to be what they *think* autists act like (mostly because thats who's writing him in real life but whatever) this honestly would make more sense than anything else. i'm adding that he took this identity as a way to hide from his murders, it explains some other things: like very into nerdy shit but *only* the most surface level stuff that meathead serial killer would've heard of before like "uh yeah i'm such a nerd i always have been i love stars war, beam me up and all that, hahaa" or how he surrounds himself by exclusively the most pathetic losers he can find because "ahh shit these guys are like *actual* scientists doin' *actual* science stuff, like, "be on the news and get me caught" kinda stuff" and so tries to blend in with the least successful and least approachable

this feels like a good day to bring this back

Your turn to get perceived now idiot /affectionate

If it can run Bad Apple then the holy Trinity is complete

pleased to see that the Barbie catchphrase “you can do/be anything” is living on strongly in all cases

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

Op can may we inquire about the website list

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

back on my bullshit again with a complete rewrite of ever after high post-dragon games. yes this means i'm building a new epic winter from the ground up. who wants to see crystal, meeshell, justine, rosabella, and dexter figure out how to save their kingdoms from an eternal winter everywhere

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

g2 and g3 don't have dairies. I believe there was one Wii game that mentioned EAH very briefly and referred to it as a reality / fantasy show.

New Ghoul In School, on Wii, 3DS and Xbox360. I played it a lot in middle school. The EAH mention caught me off-guard the first time.

Oml I didn’t know about her 👀 that would be such a perfect surprise reveal if she was actually from EAH.

This ties nicely into my "Monster High was founded to help monsters escape the legacy system" theory.

ca cupid is actually on tumblr but its very specifically monster high tumblr on a phone which ghoulia rigged to provide cross dimensional service and her account is largely filled with relationship pieces and aesthetic images except for random vagueposts about her freaky not fabulous classmates and there are so many of said vagueposts that cleo drac clawdeen lowkey got worried offended and staged a "confrontation" group chat where they learned all of the ever after high lore after cupid stared at them for five minutes and reminded them that she was going to a different school. the ghouls are obviously deeply concerned over how fucked up Ever After is but the conversation gets sidetracked when cupid sends a picture of daring and draculaura starts thirsting over him and then cupid calls daring a whore and okay this post got away from me. my point is that the monster high ghouls are both deeply aware of and deeply invested in the eah drama and may or may not have a betting pool about when cupid's going to tell them that apple is a lesbian

I remember seeing this one tweet theorising that pheobe from F.R.I.E.N.D.S actually has a completely different group of friends separate from the main cast and none of them are even her emergency contact and thats highkey how I see cupid moving in eah. like she's reasonably close with the pink squad and blondie and dexter etc and she's an established member of the rebels but none of them really know much about her not just in terms of Lore but also personality family etc and also she's never really texting people on social media so they assume she just doesnt really use it (outside of radio show stuff)/is kiind of aloof but no she's actually updating the monster high ghouls by the hour by the minute by the second

Of course you had this marked in your calendar.

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work